Funny Page: The Big Enchanted

Welcome to this Funny Page! This is the first one and its an exagerated story of Enchanted Thefox's time at the Delite Diner.

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Some of these stories are based on real events!

The Big, Fat Enchanted
Enchanted Thefox is in Crunchy Frozenclaws' successful diner, the Delite Diner. She snoops into the kitchen and spots a delicous donut. *choir singing* "You are mine perfect donut!",Enchanted chants.She reaches for this deliteful treat until....SLAM! The door opens. Crunchy Frozenclaws steps in. "What are you doing?",asks Crunchy Frozenclaws with a disgusted look."Uhhhh.... I saw this delicious donut and i wanted to eat it",replied Enchanted. "Only one",said Crunchy giving Enchanted the evil eye.She left closing the door behind her. Enchanted eats the donut. "You know what I am so hungry, I will eat all the snacks!",Enchanted said.Crunchy frozenclaws was outside the kitchen and she opened the door to the kitchen.The kitchen was bulging. She opened the door and....BOOM! What was that boom? She squeezes past something soft and flabby. "THE DONUTS!THE ICE CREAM! EVERYTHING! ITS GONE!", screamed Crunchy in shock. She squeezes past the squishy thing again. She looks up.Its Enchanted! "Hi!, belched Enchanted, I WAS going to eat ONE but i got SOOOOOOOO hungry i ate everything!!!" " That was all the sweets i had.... you, Enchanted, you are pushing my buttons. I said ONE!", screamed Crunchy. "I am still hungry... I will eat the fridge!",belched Enchanted. Her belly got too big for her rare bows,spike collar, elf tail armor and her rare head feather. "NOT THE FRIDGE!!!",screamed Crunchy running and pulling on the fridge. "I'm so hungry! I am sorry!",said Enchanted. She picked Crunchy and the fridge up. She shook the fridge and Crunchy fell off. She dropped the fridge in her mouth. "NOOOO!!",said Crunchy in slow motion. The ground shook and Enchanted's belly grew bigger. This pushed Crunchy against the wall. " I will eat the food pile!" "NOOOOO!!! NOT THE FOOD SUPPLY!",screamed Crunchy. Crunchy jumped onto the pile. Enchanted picked  it up in her palm with Crunchy inside. "I will eat you but I will eat you second," said Enchanted putting Crunchy in her other hand. "Pretty cozy in my hand right?", belched Enchanted.Crunchy turned around. She saw cracks in Enchanted's paw pads. Crunchy shook her head."I guess that means it IS cozy. Alright lets eat!",Enchanted said.She dumped the pile of food into her mouth. "NOOOO!!!",screamed Crunchy.Enchanted's stomach grew. "Oh well, I am still hungry. I will eat you now." "Please no! Goodbye life!",screamed Crunchy. Enchanted put Crunchy above her mouth and ate her in one piece. Then her stomach grew and...BOOM! The kitchen exploded! Everything went everywhere! Darling Happyraccoon was standing outside and was hit by the explosion. She gave Enchanted a potion to make her small again. Enchanted drank it but there was still an arctic wolf shape in her! She had to throw up Crunchy Frozenclaws. "Avenge me...", stammered Crunchy. She rolled down a hill "Oopsies...",said Enchanted,blushing.